When I saw Windows 95 boot up on my dad's hypermodern 486 computer and connect to the internet, I was fascinated. ('Dad, does Playboy have a website?') Ever since, the sound of a modem connecting to some distant ISP at an obscene rate sounds like music to my ears.

As the years progressed, my inner geek shouted out and my interest for technology continued. It came to the point where I did a lot of things with computers for most hours of the day. (But not like that, pervert.) It was there that I decided that it would probably be a good idea to earn my money that way. (Again, it's not like that. Pig.) So that's where we are now. (Though, admittedly, there was a lot of Half-Life, Counter-Strike, World of Warcraft and Resident Evil in the way...)

Of course, now I could go on to spread my entire personal life out over the internet but, surprisingly, social media can go kiss my ass, or any other part of my body with an abnormally high percentage of body fat. Unless, of course, I wish to look someone up, in which case they fucking rock.

Aaaanyway... By now you should know enough about me to make this website visit decidily more vague or clarifying. So in either case: you're welcome. If you're really insistent on finding out more about me then you can always contact me. If that won't suffice or personal contact scares you then you can always Google me. It appears I've left quite the trail over the internet, over the yea--Oooooh look! Breadcrumbs!