Good day and welcome to my website! Being here means you've either stumbled across this website thanks due to the vast crevices of the internet or have deliberately come here in a valiant quest to learn more about yours truly. If the latter is the case then I can do nothing more than agree with you fully! If the former is the case then I can only wish you the best of luck and hope that the Force Of The Back Button is strong with you...

Now that you've decided to remain here (or the Force Of The Back Button is simply weak with you, you pansy) you've got quite the website experience ahead of you! Since this website is devoted to the Lactose Intolerant Volcano God (that or me, take your pick) you'll find this website filled with goodies regarding... ME! Wanna know how well I can draw, make fake pr0n in Photoshop, write 1337 h4X0rsz, do stuff with websites or simply want to look at the pretty pictures, then this is where you should be!

Additionally, for the adventurers out there; it's also rumored that this website hosts several subdomains with more goodies. If the Google-Fu is strong with you, then perhaps you can find them and look at pictures of me in a tutu!

(Okay, so there are none of those, but I had to give you some sort of incentive, right?)